I have to keep wearing a scarf on my head, because if I don't, I will just keep cutting my hair off.
Would it make me a blog-whore if I nominated my site for "Best of Blogs 2004," not because I think my blog is good, but just because I want more people to read it?
Why does my computer drop me off-line just when I've typed the most perfectly worded message begging my old boss for a new job?
Why do our neighbors have the loudest vehicles in the known universe?
So many mysteries, so little time.